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SEATTLE, WA — In an effort to combat climate change and reduce excess waste, coffee shop mega-chain Starbucks has announced it will eliminate its paper cups effective immediately and begin pouring coffee directly down the throats of its customers.
Starbucks Pledges To Eliminate Wasteful Paper Cups By Pouring Coffee Directly Down Customers' Gullets,
October 06, 2023 at 12:34PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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