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JEFFERSON CITY, MO — A celebration broke out in Missouri's capital today after word came in that the state had successfully placed every single freeway, road, and bridge under construction all at the same time.
State Achieves Goal Of Having Every Road Under Construction At The Same Time,
June 26, 2023 at 11:04AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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