CHARLOTTE, NC — Based on the response to his Easter sweater, megachurch pastor Steven Furtick announced today that he would be releasing a line of "Chastity Wear", guaranteed to keep members of the opposite sex at a very, very safe distance.
Steven Furtick Debuts New Line Of Chastity Wear,
April 10, 2024 at 02:46PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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