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CORUSCANT — Emperor Palpatine was said to be very pleased with the latest ballistics report on stormtrooper marksmanship, as the Imperial Army's collective accuracy percentage improved dramatically after adding pistol braces to all blasters.
Stormtroopers Now Deadly Accurate After Adding Pistol Braces To All Their Blasters,
July 07, 2023 at 12:44PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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