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PORTLAND, OR — A recent poll suggests 90% of teachers are worried their gay students may regress and turn straight over summer break. Most students had embraced their queer identities after being immersed in queerness around the clock for the entire school year. Now, those students are trapped with their bigoted, traditional parents who may brainwash their children into regressing back to straight or cis.
Teachers Worried Their Gay Students May Regress And Turn Straight Over Summer Break,
July 26, 2022 at 11:09AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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