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CANAAN — Hoping to quell controversy over its practices, a local Temple of Moloch has announced plans to host a "family-friendly" child sacrifice event next weekend. Leaders at the temple hope that the addition of fun activities for kids will help the cult shed the unpleasant image that comes with slaughtering children as an act of worship.
Temple Of Moloch Hosting Family-Friendly Child Sacrifice Event,
March 09, 2023 at 11:28AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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