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TEXAS — Bubba "Boomstick" Johnson, a proud Texan and self-proclaimed protector of all things Lone Star, has declared that he's been waiting for this moment his entire life: the opportunity to finally dust off his arsenal and defend Texas if a civil war or invasion ever breaks out.
Texan Has Been Waiting For This Moment His Whole Life,
January 27, 2024 at 03:19PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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