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HOUSTON, TX—Texans are struggling to keep warm amid a cold snap that has brought arctic temperatures to the region. Left with no other options, many Texans are being forced to cut open cattle with lightsabers and crawl inside to stay warm.
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Texans Forced To Cut Open Cattle With Lightsabers And Climb Inside For Warmth,
February 15, 2021 at 02:03PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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