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AUSTIN, TX — In what has been talked about as a "last-ditch attempt" to avoid all-out war, Texas has announced it has agreed to a two-state solution with the city of Austin. Officials hope this distinction will help calm decades of growing hostilities in the region.
Texas Agrees To Two-State Solution With Austin,
January 02, 2024 at 02:16PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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