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AUSTIN, TX—The Texas Department of Transportation confirmed today that in order to help with traffic congestion in major cities and other high-trafficked areas, the entire state will have express lanes installed for guys in cowboy hats driving lifted pickup trucks alone.
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Texas Introduces Express Lanes For Guys In Cowboy Hats Driving Lifted Pickup Trucks Alone,
October 08, 2021 at 10:14AM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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