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DALLAS, TX — Governor Abbott, in conjunction with the Texas National Guard, have kindly declined the Dallas Cowboys' offer to send their offensive line to help guard the southern border.
Texas Politely Declines Dallas Cowboys' Offer To Send Offensive Line To Guard Border,
January 27, 2024 at 11:56AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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