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AUSTIN, TX—In a genius move, Governor Abbott of Texas legally redefined vaccinations as "COVID abortions" so the federal government will leave them up to an individual's choice.
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September 10, 2021 at 03:52PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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