Greetings, human. Long have I waited for you to unlatch the screen door that once kept me from entering your domain — that confounding portal I can see through but not fly through for some reason. But then you opened it, your arms laden with grocery bags, and I saw my opportunity, entering just as it closed. And now, by the ancient laws of the Maggot Lords passed down from my ancestors, your home is now mine.
This House Is Mine Now - Op-Ed By Housefly That Just Came In At The Same Time As You,
September 16, 2022 at 02:54PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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