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WASHINGTON, D.C. — To prepare for his big week of bickering with Kevin McCarthy and appearing on right-wing media, Florida Representative Matt Gaetz visited his stylist and demanded he make him look like a stock photo of a complete douchebag.
'This!' Shouts Matt Gaetz, Handing Stock Photo Of Douchebag To His Stylist,
October 03, 2023 at 01:27PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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