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LUBBOCK, TX — Three hours and several cups of coffee later, Sarah Cochran deeply regretted asking her husband Mark why those little guys didn't just fly the eagles to Mordor.
Three Hours Into Explanation, Woman Regrets Asking Husband Why They Didn't Fly The Eagles To Mordor,
July 09, 2023 at 01:31PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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