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U.S.—After declaring global warming to be the number one security threat facing the United States, President Biden deployed thousands of troops to Texas and other states covered in farmland to eliminate flatulent cows.
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To Fight Climate Change, Biden Sends U.S. Military To Eliminate Flatulent Cows,
June 10, 2021 at 12:24PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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