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SPOKANE, WA — Following the recent flagrant desecrations of Pride murals around the country, the government has come up with a simple, yet effective solution: a nationwide ban on all cars.
To Protect Pride Murals From Further Defacement, Government Bans Cars,
June 10, 2024 at 02:07PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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