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WASHINGTON, DC — In a recent press conference, President Biden has confirmed that, rather than going to the trouble of building another temporary pier to provide humanitarian aid to Hamas, he will simply instruct the US military to dump $320 million of taxpayers' dollars into the ocean just off the coast of Gaza."
To Save Time, Biden To Drop Next $320 Million Cash Directly Into Ocean,
May 29, 2024 at 12:27PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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