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SHREVEPORT, LA — Plans for a relaxing date night were dashed upon the rocks of parenthood Thursday when Sam and Jen Goldwind witnessed 2-year-old Daenerys vomit just five minutes before leaving. Early reports indicate that the child had patiently waited to vomit until precisely the right moment in a ruse to keep her parents home.
Toddler Waits Patiently To Vomit Until 5 Minutes Before Parents' Date Night,
July 23, 2022 at 10:21AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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