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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump has announced that America will be reopening soon, and the occasion will be celebrated with an "insane" "once-in-a-lifetime" Grand Reopening Sale.
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Trump Announces America's Grand Reopening Sale,
April 17, 2020 at 05:35PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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