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PALM BEACH, FL — Former President Donald Trump challenged his political opponents to an eclipse stare-off over the weekend to prove who among them has the most superior retinal strength.
Trump Challenges Other Candidates To Eclipse Stare-off,
October 15, 2023 at 01:25PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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