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WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi called the Pentagon frantically looking for the nuclear codes last week, since President Trump is obviously the unhinged one, the president looked for a more secure location to store them. He finally settled on hollowing out his Bible and keeping the nuclear launch codes in there, since Pelosi has literally never opened a Bible.
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Trump Hides Nuclear Codes In Bible Where Pelosi Will Never Find Them,
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