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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump excitedly unveiled his latest improvements to the White House Press Briefing Room at Monday night's press conference: ejection seats.
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Trump Installs Ejection Seats Throughout Press Briefing Room,
April 07, 2020 at 12:25PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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