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U.S. — Donald Trump has reportedly vowed, if once more imbued with the powers of the presidency, to legalize the punching of people who wear the Apple Vision Pro in public.
Trump Promises If Elected He Will Legalize Punching Vision Pro Wearers In The Face,
February 06, 2024 at 03:12PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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