WASHINGTON, D.C—President Donald Trump recently made comments that Joe Biden would "hurt the Bible" and "hurt God." His supporters were immediately worried that God might be in trouble, but Trump assured them that he's on the case, having mobilized the National Guard to protect God from any attacks Biden might have planned.
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