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WASHINGTON, D.C.—"STOP THE COUNT!" cried President Trump in the Oval Office this morning. Aides and lawyers quickly started laying out ways they could use the courts to try to stop illegal ballots from being counted, but Trump interrupted them: "No! That little purple guy who's always counting!"
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Trump Sharpens Wooden Stake To Take Down The Count,
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