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WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Trump administration recently announced that, rather than impose federal guidelines released by the CDC, they would just gradually and strategically murder everyone.
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Trump Unveils Plan To Strategically And Gradually Murder Everyone,
May 08, 2020 at 11:11AM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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