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DENVER, CO — Every morning, local TSA Officer Steve Harper gets out of bed, takes a shower, eats two hard-boiled eggs, gets dressed, and then flips his lucky coin to find out if he's going to be a pleasant, easygoing guy who is gracious to flustered, stressed-out travelers, or if he's going to bark at everyone like he's a drill sergeant in an old war movie.
TSA Agent Flips Coin Every Morning To See If He's Going To Be Pleasant Or Bellow At You Like Drill Sergeant,
September 21, 2022 at 11:02AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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