![](https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/656a514a55627656a514a55628.jpg)
CAIRO — What was initially a startling archeological discovery quickly turned to tragedy today, as climate change activists arrived at the site of the newly discovered Ark of the Covenant, glued their hands to it, and were immediately struck down dead.
Two Climate Change Activists Dead After Gluing Themselves To Ark Of The Covenant,
December 01, 2023 at 04:14PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee