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SYRIA — Newly discovered texts from ancient Mesopotamia revealed a Levitical law that any woman who shops at Target will be deemed ritually unclean for a period of seven days.
Unearthed Leviticus Verse Declares Women Unclean For Seven Days After Shopping At Target,
June 24, 2023 at 11:02AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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