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EARTH — After examining records from every abortion carried out since the dawn of humanity, scientists have confirmed that the number of safe abortions performed still inexplicably remains at zero.
Update: Number Of Safe Abortions Performed In All Of Human History Still At Zero,
July 08, 2022 at 03:24PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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