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NEW YORK CITY — Shortly after drawing his first breath, local newborn Brantley Evans immediately began searching for the comfort of a boob, only to find himself on some gay man's unwelcoming, hairy chest.
'Well, Crap,' Thinks Newborn Baby Placed On Gay Man's Boobless Chest,
January 24, 2024 at 12:31PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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