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DYERSVILLE, IA — Donald Trump handily won the Iowa caucuses on Monday, giving him the opportunity to relax and do a little sightseeing, according to sources on the campaign trail.
'Where Are The Baseball Ghosts? I Was Informed There Were Baseball Ghosts, Tremendous Baseball Ghosts!' Trump Bellows Into Barren Iowa Cornfield,
January 16, 2024 at 12:25PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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