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BOSTON, MA—After a nail-biting fifteen minutes, local man Rod Brown was blessed to discover that his COVID test came back positive for the Omicron variant—which is nothing more than a gentle case of the sniffles.
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Whew! Local Man Doesn't Have Real COVID, Just Omicron,
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