CHICAGO, IL — Authorities have been alerted as to the presence of a suspicious white van at the corner of State St. and Huron. Local sources confirmed that this 12-passenger white Ford Econoline belongs to either a dangerous kidnapper or a nice Catholic family.
White 12 Passenger Van Either Belongs To Kidnapper Or Nice Catholic Family,
May 19, 2023 at 03:24PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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