WASHINGTON, D.C. — Parents are encouraged to check their child's Halloween candy haul every year to keep an eye out for razor blades and granola bars, but they didn't have to worry about the treats they'd get from the White House — until now. According to sources, the President and First Lady accidentally handed out fresh-cut bags of cocaine to trick-or-treaters at the South Lawn of the White House instead of candy, endangering both children and poll numbers.
White House Accidentally Hands Out Plastic Baggies Of Cocaine To Trick-Or-Treaters,
October 30, 2023 at 01:06PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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