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WASHINGTON, DC — The White House has delivered an official statement reassuring Americans that Biden is not hampered from doing his job in any way whatsoever by his recent flare-up of rigor mortis.
White House Says Biden’s Ability To Do His Job Not In Any Way Impeded By His Rigor Mortis,
June 06, 2024 at 11:20AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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