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U.S. — According to sources, wives across the nation have begun their yearly autumn ritual in which they carefully select pots of autumn-colored mums they wish to take home and immediately kill.
Wife Carefully Selects Perfect Fall Mums To Kill,
September 21, 2022 at 01:50PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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