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COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — Tragedy struck the Christofferson household this weekend when wife Hailey ignorantly sipped water that was neither filtered, remineralized, nor served in her 640 oz Stanley™ micro tumbler, causing her to die instantly.
Wife Dies Instantly After Drinking Water That Wasn’t Filtered, Remineralized, And Served In Oversize Tumbler,
October 02, 2023 at 01:34PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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