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ST. PAUL, MN — Local man Donald Struthermeier was on high alert Monday after his wife gasped aloud while reading texts from her phone. He knew from experience that someone had either just died or bought a new handbag.
Wife's Loud Gasp While Reading Phone Means Someone Either Died Or Got A New Handbag,
August 08, 2022 at 10:50AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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