![](https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/62faaa2c844f662faaa2c844f7.jpg)
LOS ANGELES, CA — According to sources, local woman Carli Bamkins — who was a tomboy in the '90s — is thanking God she didn't grow up today when her boobs would get hacked off by a gender surgeon.
Woman Who Was A Tomboy Thanks God She Didn't Grow Up Today When Her Boobs Would Get Hacked Off,
August 15, 2022 at 02:39PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee