![](https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6322464619cef6322464619cf0.jpg)
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans began to worry as the White House hosted a star-studded party with the theme, "We Are Not Currently Being Nuked By China." Guests included the Property Brothers, television actor Elizabeth Warren and the corpse of James Taylor.
Worries Rise As White House Holds 'We Are Not Currently Being Nuked by China' Party,
September 14, 2022 at 03:25PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
Click on the headline to read the full article at Babylon Bee