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WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen calmed growing concerns throughout the nation's capital this week by explaining the United States can easily afford to pay for two separate foreign wars because of the 20% "Friends & Family" discount she receives from Raytheon.
Yellen Says U.S. Can Afford Two Wars Because She Gets A 20% 'Friends & Family' Discount With Raytheon,
October 17, 2023 at 01:43PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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