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Bonding Over Shared Hatred of Pedophiles | Ash Wednesday | Ep 669
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April 22, 2020 at 07:00PM - StevenCrowder Bonding Over Shared Hatred of Pedophiles | Ash Wednesday | Ep 669 Click the headline to read the full report at StevenCrowder CNN Wants You to Believe Chris Cuomo has Just Come out of Quarantine. This Timeline Proves Otherwise4/22/2020 CNN thinks you’re stupid. Like, really, really stupid. Not that the media coverage of the coronavirus has been that much better as a whole (see Hypocrite George Stephanopoulos Has COVID-19, Is Caught Not Quarantining and This Comedian’s Analogy of How Bad CNN Sucks Is Delightful [VIDEO]). But for the network to air a segment of the “exact moment” Chris Cuomo emerged from his tomb, not unlike Jesus on … I don’t know, whatever day of Easter that Jesus did that, CNN must really think its audience are mouthbreathing numbskulls. Like, dude, we know Fredo was out and about living his best-infected life. We know this from — wait for it — the media reporting it. Including Chris Cuomo himself. Here’s a handy timeline.
Cable news sucks across the board. Yes, that includes conservative channels as well. As long as you don’t rely on it for facts and view it as news-entertainment, you’re better off just reading to know what’s going on in the world. But even by CNN’s usual carny standards, this is pretty unbelievable. Even by pro wrestling standards, CNN is ridiculous. A.J. Styles was recently buried alive by the Undertaker. When he eventually returns to television, he’s going to have a more believable excuse for leaving his tomb. Seriously, CNN. I know we don’t always see eye to eye. I just didn’t know you hated me this much. NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON ITUNES HERE.April 22, 2020 at 10:27AM - CNN Wants You to Believe Chris Cuomo has Just Come out of Quarantine. This Timeline Proves Otherwise… Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder Very silly Congresswoman AOC has said some really silly things over her freshman term. Silly, like whoa (see AOC Says You’re Racist for Not Going to a Chinese Restaurant [VIDEO] and AOC: Lift Yourself Up by Your Bootstraps? “Physically Impossible” [VIDEO]). But to claim Congress is responsible for a 9/11’s worth of deaths, just because the last COVID-19 aid package wasn’t to her socialist liking, really is one of the silliest renditions of AOC’s Silliest Hits.
Let me see if I follow this. We have a pandemic. The government shuts down businesses because of that pandemic. In order to make up for the financial hardship that caused, there’s an aid package to get some money to help businesses stay open and help people pay their bills. But because the leftist-control Congress didn’t exploit the bill to give the government even more control over the economy, over 2,977 people died. It wasn’t the Miracle Cure for the Wuhan Virus bill. It was the Hey, Sorry We Shut Down the Economy on You bill. Whether the 9/11 analogy was some good old-fashioned never-let-a-crisis-go-to-waste-ism, or AOC actually thought Congress was actually going to heal everyone, you’ll have to ask her. In the mean time, she’s still an idiot. NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON ITUNES HERE.April 22, 2020 at 08:31AM - AOC Blames CONGRESS for Losing a ‘9/11’s Worth of People’ [VIDEO] Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder De Blasio Asked People to Snitch on Social Distancing Violaters. He Got Dick Pics Instead!4/21/2020 Most of the COVID-19 news is as if two piles of garbage got together for one filthy night of perverted passion. Welcome to the one beautiful love child from the union of ick. Mayor de Blasio asked his New York City citizens to rat out people violating social distancing decrees by texting photos to a tip line. Well. The internet did what it do. Rather than getting photos of naughty social violators, Billy Boy’s tip line was filled with lots of other naughty things with tips.
In case you haven’t heard, some mainstream media outlets (like CNN and MSNBC) decided to shield their viewers from real news by no longer streaming President Trump’s live press briefings. Why? Because fake news gonna fake news. Instead, CNN and MSNBC take soundbites so they can control the tone of the president, which also perfectly illustrated the fake news reporting model. Following Tuesday’s briefing, Crowder offered his take on why Trump held daily press briefings during the COVID-19 pandemic caused national shutdown. “The things that aren’t said is the bet that Donald Trump is making. He can only make the gamble of these press briefings if he believes in the American spirit. That is why the press won’t report it,” Steven asserted. Watch the video below for more from Steven and his crew. NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON APPLE PODCASTS. April 21, 2020 at 07:35PM - Steven Crowder Live Streamed Trump’s COVID-19 Press Briefing Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder April 21, 2020 at 06:23PM - StevenCrowder #11 Good Morning #MugClub Click the headline to read the full report at StevenCrowder If there’s one thing the coronavirus pandemic has taught us, it’s that we do in fact live in Two Americas. There’s the haves and the have-nots. The have-nots are all told they have to stay at home, unemployed and struggling, until the Flying Spaghetti Scientist says it’s safe to leave the house (see Are You All in on Governments’ COVID Actions? Where Do You Draw the Line? and Bill Maher Tries Pinning COVID Pandemic on Trump. Dan Crenshaw Unravels Maher’s Arguments!). The haves all work in the media and politics, telling you how you need to behave right now while they are at no risk of losing income or being unable to support their families. People like Nancy Pelosi, who has a taste for expensive ice cream that helps her get through these trying times while she holds up financial aid for everyone who is struggling. You know, because she cares about the little people. I know this is a Trump campaign ad. But all of Pelosi’s handlers who think this is a good look for her need to be permanently furloughed. I read a lot of criticism of the people out protesting the stay-at-home orders. Some, I admit, is legitimate. But for the most part, these are people who have spent at least the past month concerned about their jobs. Concerned about being able to provide for their families. And whenever they turn on the television, they get lectured about how they have to keep sacrificing by people who don’t have to make any sacrifices at all, people who can’t even give them a straight answer on when things can start to go back to normal, other than “eventually.” And if you question those orders, you are an anti-science conspiracy theorist. Nancy Pelosi and Trevor Noah (I think) should keep that in mind when they air brutally tone-deaf segments like this. EXIT QUESTION: If Nancy Pelosi were an ice cream flavor, what flavor would she be? I think she’d be Raisins and Botox. Hit me up in the comments with your thoughts. NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON ITUNES HERE.April 21, 2020 at 04:39PM - Trump Campaign Video Hitting Nancy Pelosi is Brutal [VIDEO] Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder A new study out of USC seems to confirm a study out of Stanford, which confirms what doctors from Stanford said earlier: COVID-19 while a communicable virus, isn’t nearly as deadly as media and early models initially indicated. So this shutdown? Yeah. Probably not necessary. Sorry all you people who lost your jobs. Whoopsy. Steven Crowder predicts that Americans will not just “take this on the chin.” Steven is referring and showing this from USC:
There are a number of appropriate emotional responses to COVID-19 news on Tuesday, April 21, 2020. Today. Regardless of how you’re feeling, regardless of your stance on sheltering-in-place and all the government told us to do, it’s looks like COVID-19 fatality rate is actually pretty comparable to the seasonal flu. Which, so you know, also kills thousands of people every year. What we don’t do every year is shut down the global economy to flatten the influenza curve. What we don’t do every year is put 20 million Americans out of work to prevent sickness or hospital overcrowding (which other than New York, didn’t happen, in fact the opposite happened). So regardless of our personal feelings on the “cure” to this virus, we need to get back to our lives, immediately. Reopen everything. Now. NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON APPLE PODCASTS. April 21, 2020 at 10:42AM - I can’t take it anymore. This COVID levee is gonna break… Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder April 21, 2020 at 10:20AM - StevenCrowder TRUMP PRESS BRIEFING LIVE STREAM! | Louder with Crowder Click the headline to read the full report at StevenCrowder April 21, 2020 at 10:06AM - StevenCrowder I can't take it anymore. This COVID levee is gonna break... Click the headline to read the full report at StevenCrowder |
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